The Stranger: Two guys, both in t-shirts and whatnot. I forgot.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how old r u
You: 21
You: how old are you guys?
Stranger: bullshit
Stranger: andd 17
You: bullshit?
You: wanna see my license?
You: shit
[One, I didn't have it with me. Two, is it really a good idea to show your drivers' license to some random idiots online? I was hoping they wouldn't want proof.]
Stranger: nooo
You: haha ok
[Relief.]
Stranger: wanna play dares :D
You: sure
You: can i ask for truths too?
You: or just dares?
Stranger: but kan we dare youu :)
[Uhhh?]
Stranger: daress
You: only dares?
You: hmmmm
Stranger: yess
You: don't like that as much
Stranger: u kan dare us firstt
[Hahaha, wow. Brave young men. Most guys on Omegle just want to get the girl naked as the first dare, I'm pretty sure.]
You: both of you. naked. totally. and spoon.
[And since I knew they wanted me naked, I wanted them naked too. NAKED PARTY! Or not.]
Stranger: hh fuck that
You: whaaaaat
[Come on, boys, it's only a little nudity. And spooning.]
You: :P
Stranger: naaa
Stranger: no wayyy
[Afraid you'll catch the gay?]
You: awww pussies
Stranger: get your tits out and mmaybee
[Oh, so I can get naked but they can't? Or probably won't.]
You: my friend says you guys are pussies too
You: :D
You: come on, just naked then?
[I figured I'd make it easier on them.]
Stranger: ur friend is a boy
[Wow, you guys are smart. He IS a boy. This was my boyfriend's roommate.]
You: yes
You: both of them
Stranger: tell ur friend to suck hiself
You: his dick's long enough, he probably could if he tried
[Hahahaha. I can't believe I said that.]
Stranger: eeee u ent even good looking enuff to get naked for
[For the record, they weren't exactly attractive either.]
You: good
Stranger: trampp.
[Me? Totally.]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
