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OOH, DENIED

So if you want to video chat, why didn't you just do it on Omegle? Ohh yeahhhh...all the fucking penises you have to see in order to find someone decent to talk to.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 16 male (Bi) hornyy wana skypee :D?
You: no
You: lolllllzzzz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Cum Farts

This was a text-only chat, but I had fun with it. I think I trolled a troll :P

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hey listen, I just realized that if you jizz in my asshole enough I can fart it out. You in?
You: haha ok
You: i wish i could jizz
Stranger: oh
You: that's the only problem :(
Stranger: that compliates things
You: because that would be awesome
You: yeahhhhh
Stranger: why?
You: because i'd laugh at it
You: come on, farting out jizz?
You: you wouldn't laugh?
You: it'd be awesome
Stranger: There has to be some term on urbandictionary for that
You: i'm sure there is
You: i'm googling it
Stranger: ditto
You: cum fart
Stranger: jizz fart
You: YES
Stranger:
When a man ejaculates into his partners ass/butt crack and as the day progresses said reciever ends up farting out jizz for the next 5hrs
You: nice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.