Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Monday, June 20, 2011
OOH, DENIED
So if you want to video chat, why didn't you just do it on Omegle? Ohh yeahhhh...all the fucking penises you have to see in order to find someone decent to talk to.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 16 male (Bi) hornyy wana skypee :D?
You: no
You: lolllllzzzz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 16 male (Bi) hornyy wana skypee :D?
You: no
You: lolllllzzzz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Cum Farts
This was a text-only chat, but I had fun with it. I think I trolled a troll :P
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hey listen, I just realized that if you jizz in my asshole enough I can fart it out. You in?
You: haha ok
You: i wish i could jizz
Stranger: oh
You: that's the only problem :(
Stranger: that compliates things
You: because that would be awesome
You: yeahhhhh
Stranger: why?
You: because i'd laugh at it
You: come on, farting out jizz?
You: you wouldn't laugh?
You: it'd be awesome
Stranger: There has to be some term on urbandictionary for that
You: i'm sure there is
You: i'm googling it
Stranger: ditto
You: cum fart
Stranger: jizz fart
You: YES
Stranger:
When a man ejaculates into his partners ass/butt crack and as the day progresses said reciever ends up farting out jizz for the next 5hrs
You: nice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hey listen, I just realized that if you jizz in my asshole enough I can fart it out. You in?
You: haha ok
You: i wish i could jizz
Stranger: oh
You: that's the only problem :(
Stranger: that compliates things
You: because that would be awesome
You: yeahhhhh
Stranger: why?
You: because i'd laugh at it
You: come on, farting out jizz?
You: you wouldn't laugh?
You: it'd be awesome
Stranger: There has to be some term on urbandictionary for that
You: i'm sure there is
You: i'm googling it
Stranger: ditto
You: cum fart
Stranger: jizz fart
You: YES
Stranger:
When a man ejaculates into his partners ass/butt crack and as the day progresses said reciever ends up farting out jizz for the next 5hrs
You: nice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
These guys are pussies.
The Stranger: Two guys, both in t-shirts and whatnot. I forgot.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how old r u
You: 21
You: how old are you guys?
Stranger: bullshit
Stranger: andd 17
You: bullshit?
You: wanna see my license?
You: shit
[One, I didn't have it with me. Two, is it really a good idea to show your drivers' license to some random idiots online? I was hoping they wouldn't want proof.]
Stranger: nooo
You: haha ok
[Relief.]
Stranger: wanna play dares :D
You: sure
You: can i ask for truths too?
You: or just dares?
Stranger: but kan we dare youu :)
[Uhhh?]
Stranger: daress
You: only dares?
You: hmmmm
Stranger: yess
You: don't like that as much
Stranger: u kan dare us firstt
[Hahaha, wow. Brave young men. Most guys on Omegle just want to get the girl naked as the first dare, I'm pretty sure.]
You: both of you. naked. totally. and spoon.
[And since I knew they wanted me naked, I wanted them naked too. NAKED PARTY! Or not.]
Stranger: hh fuck that
You: whaaaaat
[Come on, boys, it's only a little nudity. And spooning.]
You: :P
Stranger: naaa
Stranger: no wayyy
[Afraid you'll catch the gay?]
You: awww pussies
Stranger: get your tits out and mmaybee
[Oh, so I can get naked but they can't? Or probably won't.]
You: my friend says you guys are pussies too
You: :D
You: come on, just naked then?
[I figured I'd make it easier on them.]
Stranger: ur friend is a boy
[Wow, you guys are smart. He IS a boy. This was my boyfriend's roommate.]
You: yes
You: both of them
Stranger: tell ur friend to suck hiself
You: his dick's long enough, he probably could if he tried
[Hahahaha. I can't believe I said that.]
Stranger: eeee u ent even good looking enuff to get naked for
[For the record, they weren't exactly attractive either.]
You: good
Stranger: trampp.
[Me? Totally.]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how old r u
You: 21
You: how old are you guys?
Stranger: bullshit
Stranger: andd 17
You: bullshit?
You: wanna see my license?
You: shit
[One, I didn't have it with me. Two, is it really a good idea to show your drivers' license to some random idiots online? I was hoping they wouldn't want proof.]
Stranger: nooo
You: haha ok
[Relief.]
Stranger: wanna play dares :D
You: sure
You: can i ask for truths too?
You: or just dares?
Stranger: but kan we dare youu :)
[Uhhh?]
Stranger: daress
You: only dares?
You: hmmmm
Stranger: yess
You: don't like that as much
Stranger: u kan dare us firstt
[Hahaha, wow. Brave young men. Most guys on Omegle just want to get the girl naked as the first dare, I'm pretty sure.]
You: both of you. naked. totally. and spoon.
[And since I knew they wanted me naked, I wanted them naked too. NAKED PARTY! Or not.]
Stranger: hh fuck that
You: whaaaaat
[Come on, boys, it's only a little nudity. And spooning.]
You: :P
Stranger: naaa
Stranger: no wayyy
[Afraid you'll catch the gay?]
You: awww pussies
Stranger: get your tits out and mmaybee
[Oh, so I can get naked but they can't? Or probably won't.]
You: my friend says you guys are pussies too
You: :D
You: come on, just naked then?
[I figured I'd make it easier on them.]
Stranger: ur friend is a boy
[Wow, you guys are smart. He IS a boy. This was my boyfriend's roommate.]
You: yes
You: both of them
Stranger: tell ur friend to suck hiself
You: his dick's long enough, he probably could if he tried
[Hahahaha. I can't believe I said that.]
Stranger: eeee u ent even good looking enuff to get naked for
[For the record, they weren't exactly attractive either.]
You: good
Stranger: trampp.
[Me? Totally.]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Mudkipz
The Stranger: Yet another penis. Nondescript.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi girl
You: doooo u liek mudkipz?
You: plzzzzzzzzzzz tell
Stranger: you like ?
You: u liek mudkipz?
Stranger: yes
You: ooooooh
Stranger: make me hot
You: wud u ever fuck a mudkipz?
You: if u were a mudkipz?
You: that is
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Read the first definition. And I wouldn't have done this except the guy I talked to before this wanted to show me his "Pokemon" :P
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi girl
You: doooo u liek mudkipz?
You: plzzzzzzzzzzz tell
Stranger: you like ?
You: u liek mudkipz?
Stranger: yes
You: ooooooh
Stranger: make me hot
You: wud u ever fuck a mudkipz?
You: if u were a mudkipz?
You: that is
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Read the first definition. And I wouldn't have done this except the guy I talked to before this wanted to show me his "Pokemon" :P
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
OMG NAO U HAS TEH GAY
The Stranger: A penis. I forgot which one.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: that's a floppy little dick you got there
Stranger: yeah show me ur tits
[Hahaha, rude.]
You: not for that
You: no
[My boyfriend's roommate leans into the frame with a disgusted look on his face.]
You: there's a guy looking at your dick
You: hahahahahahaha
You: fag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: that's a floppy little dick you got there
Stranger: yeah show me ur tits
[Hahaha, rude.]
You: not for that
You: no
[My boyfriend's roommate leans into the frame with a disgusted look on his face.]
You: there's a guy looking at your dick
You: hahahahahahaha
You: fag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Crooked Dick Gets Caught
The Stranger: A guy in a white and light blue striped long-sleeved polo shirt. He has the camera pointed at his crooked dick. Bahahahahahahaha.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: nice
You: can my friends see your dick?
You: they are nervous and have never seen one before
[I'd been using this for a few chats, where I told masturbating men that my friends had never seen a dick before. Total lie--my "nervous" friends were actually my boyfriend and his roommate.]
Stranger: do you like?
You: they will like
[Because I sure didn't.]
Stranger: where are you from?
You: united states
Stranger: i m italian
You: can they see
You: aw fuck this, you have a little crooked dick
[Dude, it was for serious really crooked.]
Stranger: i see you please
You: see what?
Stranger: tits
You: no, not for your crooked dick
You: hahahahahahahaha
[I don't think my friends ever came. They were too busy playing Halo or something.]
You: no, removing your shirt does not help
[Yes. And he continues to tug on his crooked dick.]
Stranger: whi
You: i'm going to post the screen captures i just got on a web site for pictures of perverts
[Sudden slowing of stroking.]
You: hahahahaha
You: you've been caught
[He slowly beings putting his shirt on. I can't see his face, but I can tell he's feeling so ashamed of himself.]
You: yeah, you should probably get dressed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: nice
You: can my friends see your dick?
You: they are nervous and have never seen one before
[I'd been using this for a few chats, where I told masturbating men that my friends had never seen a dick before. Total lie--my "nervous" friends were actually my boyfriend and his roommate.]
Stranger: do you like?
You: they will like
[Because I sure didn't.]
Stranger: where are you from?
You: united states
Stranger: i m italian
You: can they see
You: aw fuck this, you have a little crooked dick
[Dude, it was for serious really crooked.]
Stranger: i see you please
You: see what?
Stranger: tits
You: no, not for your crooked dick
You: hahahahahahahaha
[I don't think my friends ever came. They were too busy playing Halo or something.]
You: no, removing your shirt does not help
[Yes. And he continues to tug on his crooked dick.]
Stranger: whi
You: i'm going to post the screen captures i just got on a web site for pictures of perverts
[Sudden slowing of stroking.]
You: hahahahaha
You: you've been caught
[He slowly beings putting his shirt on. I can't see his face, but I can tell he's feeling so ashamed of himself.]
You: yeah, you should probably get dressed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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