Crooked Dick Gets Caught

The Stranger: A guy in a white and light blue striped long-sleeved polo shirt. He has the camera pointed at his crooked dick. Bahahahahahahaha.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: nice
You: can my friends see your dick?
You: they are nervous and have never seen one before
[I'd been using this for a few chats, where I told masturbating men that my friends had never seen a dick before. Total lie--my "nervous" friends were actually my boyfriend and his roommate.]
Stranger: do you like?
You: they will like
[Because I sure didn't.]
Stranger: where are you from?
You: united states
Stranger: i m italian
You: can they see
You: aw fuck this, you have a little crooked dick
[Dude, it was for serious really crooked.]
Stranger: i see you please
You: see what?
Stranger: tits
You: no, not for your crooked dick
You: hahahahahahahaha
[I don't think my friends ever came. They were too busy playing Halo or something.]
You: no, removing your shirt does not help
[Yes. And he continues to tug on his crooked dick.]
Stranger: whi
You: i'm going to post the screen captures i just got on a web site for pictures of perverts
[Sudden slowing of stroking.]
You: hahahahaha
You: you've been caught
[He slowly beings putting his shirt on. I can't see his face, but I can tell he's feeling so ashamed of himself.]
You: yeah, you should probably get dressed

Your conversational partner has disconnected.