Thursday, February 3, 2011

I'm gonna tell my boyfriend on you.

The Stranger: A guy in a red long sleeved t-shirt. I can't see his eyes but I think he has dark hair.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hi baby
[Ughhh.]
You: hi
Stranger: :)
You: what's your name?
[Names removed.]
Stranger: mm nice.
Stranger: samantha show ?
You: show what?
Stranger: my dick u boobs ?
You: no
Stranger: pls :(
You: no
You: i don't want to see your dick.
You: sorry.
Stranger: mm open boobs pls :(
You: open boobs?
You: hahaha no
[Maybe if I whip out my dick, she'll "open boobs" upon me.]
You: i told you i didn't want to see that.
You: my boyfriend and his roommate are coming over to see your dick now
[Quick pause, just taking it all in...]

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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