U OPEN TITS ME

The Stranger: A chunky guy with dark hair and dark stubble. I forgot what color shirt he was wearing.

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Stranger: pls stop and listen me pls
[Ohhhh, playing pathetic. How cute.]
Stranger: hdyy
You: hi
You: ok
Stranger: how are u
Stranger: pls not close
Stranger: speak me
You: im good how are you?
Stranger: i m good
Stranger: where are u from
Stranger: u have msn ?
Stranger: she is wery sweet see
Stranger: wery sexy legs
[My boyfriend's roommate's girlfriend was sitting beside me. My boyfriend's roommate comes by and sits next to her.]
Stranger: he ie gay :D
[We argue that he is not gay, and she gets up to leave.]
Stranger: he is go
Stranger: she is come
[I loved this line. Hahahahaha.]
Stranger: come on
Stranger: :)
Stranger: u are young
Stranger: he is gay
[Boyfriend's roommate comes back to pop in.]
Stranger: where are u from ?
Stranger: i m not hear u
You: united states
Stranger: send me msn adress pls
Stranger: i m not hear my pc mute
You: i do not have it
Stranger: her is have ?
You: you pissed her off
Stranger: how old are u ?
You: she isnt giving it to you
You: 16
[Boyfriend's roommate wrote that about me. We had fun talking about me being underage earlier.]
You: 21 bitch
Stranger: :)
Stranger: she is come in
Stranger: i want see she
You: what is that smile for
[Seriously, this dude had a creepy smile.]
Stranger: :)
You: NO SHE IS NOT COMING BACK YOU THICK CUNT
[Sorry.]
Stranger: i m see
Stranger: :d
You: you are a fucking creep
You: she says so
You: i kinda think so too
Stranger: u and she like penis show ?
[Hahahahahahaha. Penis show. Just sounds so silly.]
You: sure
You: go for it
You: let's go run and get a microscope
[I was told to say that.]
You: first
You: hold up
Stranger: want u see ?
You: yes
You: show us your dick
Stranger: first open tits me and stand my dick
[Stand my dick?]
You: hahahaha i'll show you open tits....
Stranger: u
You: fuck you and your open tits
Stranger: u open tits me
Stranger: come on
You: you are about to get a good show
You: want to see my friends sexy ass
Stranger: ok
[My boyfriend's roommate volunteered to put on his girlfriend's skirt and moon the guy.]
You: instead
Stranger: i m not want see gay
[Hahahahahahahahaha.]
Stranger: :)
You: it's her from earlier
You: not the gay one
You: the one you liked
You: she is coming
Stranger: ok
You: she went to the bathroom real quick
You: she is here
You: here she comes, get ready
Stranger: not gir
[O RLY?]
You: now you looked at the gay and his ass, so you are gay
[Oh no, he has THE GAY now!]
Stranger: see me tits
You: no
You: you just saw ass
Stranger: i m just smile
Stranger: u are open tits me
You: first of all, the word is you
You: open isn't the word you're looking for either
You: sorry, the english major says so
Stranger: :)
Stranger: baby
[I fucking hate it when guys call me "baby," just for the record. It creeps me out. And pisses me off.]
Stranger: u are calling her
Stranger: or
Stranger: u are take off t-sirt
[Oh, which one should I choose? Decisions, decisions.]
You: you already saw her ass
You: no
Stranger: not her ass
Stranger: he is ass
[Yes, he is an ass ;)]
Stranger: :)
You: you are the thickest cunt in the damn universe
[Sorry, I had to say it again. He's just that thick.]
Stranger: i m know
[You know? Ohhhhhhhh. Okay. I guess that's good.]
Stranger: it is he
Stranger: not girl
You: yes, we have established that
You: it was the guy
You: yes
You: you are right
You: but you are not seeing anything of either of us ladies
You: i am sorry
Stranger: baby
[Go fuck yourself.]
Stranger: you are show me ?
You: i'm not your baby
You: what the fuck
[See? It pisses me off.]
You: i will not show you anything
You: ughhhhhh
Stranger: she is show me ?
You: she isn't going to show you anything
Stranger: she is come in
Stranger: i m open penis
You: show me and then she will come
Stranger: i want her
Stranger: ok ?
You: she thinks you are a creep and isn't coming
You: stop asking
Stranger: later see u
[Oh, so she isn't even enough. I see.]
You: she is fucking her gay boyfriend now
You: jealous?
Stranger: see me
You: no
Stranger: i want fuck
[Hahahahahaha, yet another win.]
You: dumb shit
Stranger: see me they
[English fail. Woooooooooo.]
Stranger: ok ?
You: they might show you that
You: if you really want
Stranger: see me they
Stranger: me too penis show
Stranger: see me they
Stranger: me too penis show
[Wow. Like they want to see his dick while they're trying to have sex.]
Stranger: ok ?
You: when you send me 500 dollars, you see fucking
You: ok?
You: you have paypal?
[Next time someone asks me for various screen names, I'm asking them for their Paypal. Fuckers.]
Stranger: hey
You: msn?
Stranger: i m send 500 dollars real bicht
[If you're gonna call me a bitch, at least do it right.]
Stranger: look
Stranger: she is write me
Stranger: bea:
don't use it to threaten me!
[What?]
Stranger: :D
You: no we were joking you stupid fuck, we do not want your money
You: sorry
Stranger: just 2 min see i m believe
Stranger: later send 200 dollar
[Is he fucking serious? What?]
Stranger: ok ?
You: no
You: we were joking
You: we do not want money
Stranger: see me they
You: they are not going to fuck for you
You: they are not even fucking
You: we were joking
Stranger: see me
Stranger: see me they
Stranger: ?
[Wow. How dense can a person get?]
You: they are not having sex
You: i was joking
Stranger: i want see she
You: i wanted to make you get excited
You: she is not coming back
You: she does not like you
Stranger: u show me ?
[I'm second choice, apparently.]
You: show you what?
Stranger: open tits me
Stranger: or i m go
You: good
You: go
You: that is what i want you to do
You: i am sorry
Stranger: u see me ?
You: no
[One last try. Oh well.]

Your conversational partner has disconnected.