Naked Dance

The Stranger: A skinny French guy with dark hair and lots of stubble, wearing a grey long-sleeved t-shirt (with a bear and something about winter on it) and solid bright blue track pants

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are u?
You: very good, how are you?
Stranger: fine ;)
[The wink lets me know that I'm going to have lots of fun with this conversation, and that you think you will too.]
[Bunch of asl crap.]
Stranger: wanna see me dance? ahah
You: go for it, haha
Stranger: ahah ok
Stranger: can i see u? (face)
Stranger: smile
Stranger: yeah
You: you good?
You: hahaha
You: happy now?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: wanna i dance naked or weared? ahah
You: whatever floats your boat :P
Stranger: what?
You: oh, whatever makes you happiest
Stranger: (i don't understand)
Stranger: okk
You: that's what that means
You: haha sorry
Stranger: naked is funniest
You: okay then
Stranger: (u know, it's not very long ahah)
You: you can do that if you want
Stranger: i do
You: okay
You: you are silly
[Dude stands up, swivels his hips, and slowly drags the pants down before swinging his dick around like something off Meatspin.]
You: :D
[Thoroughly amused.]
Stranger: small? :(
You: no
You: not necessarily
[For the record, it was about average.]
You: not gonna finish your dance?
You: :(
Stranger: ahah
Stranger: can i see u now?
[My pet peeve: guys on Omegle thinking that if they show themselves to me, I agree to show myself to them. Seriously? I didn't ask you to do a naked dance.]
Stranger: :)
You: or was that it?
[I was pretty disappointed; the dance was actually really funny.]
You: haha, we didn't agree to that :P
You: i'll dance for you if you want
Stranger: yess
You: does that float your boat? :D
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ahah
[I sit up on my knees and wave my arms around like an idiot, shifting my weight back and forth.]
You: is that a good dance?
You: hahaha
Stranger: ahah
Stranger: cmoooon
You: i don't dance well
Stranger: take off clothesss
Stranger: ahah
You: no sir, it's cold here :(
[I really was wrapped in a blanket through the whole thing.]
You: hahaha
Stranger: one secondddd
Stranger: :)
You: haha okay?
Stranger: i make it MORE SMALL!!!!
Stranger: it was impossible
[The fuck?]
Stranger: ahah
You: what, your penis?
[I'm confused.]
Stranger: yess
Stranger: ahah
You: okay?
You: how are you going to do that?
Stranger: what'
You: what?
Stranger: what's ur name?
[And then he changes the subject, without ever showing me how he makes his flaccid penis smaller.]
[Name talk all gone.]
Stranger: do it
Stranger: for me
You: do what?
Stranger: look
Stranger: this
[He lifts up his shirt and caresses his nipples.]
Stranger: :)
You: no sir
You: :P
Stranger: sadd
Stranger: why nott
[Pathetic, confused look on his face.]
You: because
Stranger: yes?
You: bye now :)

You have disconnected.