OMGZZZZ HOLLISTER

The Stranger: A guy in a yellow Hollister t-shirt, vigorously masturbating.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hey hollister
You: what's up
Stranger: hey
Stranger: wanna play
You: play what?
You: we match, omg
You: we're both wearing yellow :D
[Yeah, I'm so obnoxious.]
Stranger: get naked
You: why?
You: is that how you play?
Stranger: i wanna see
You: oh
You: i'm sorry, dave, i'm afraid i can't do that
[I couldn't resist.]
Stranger: yeah
You: is your name dave?
Stranger: show me your tits
You: they are smiling at you
[Once again, I bring out the smiley boobs from the last two posts. Hey, maybe if guys stopped asking for boobs then I would stop showing them my poorly-drawn representation of female anatomy.]
You: do you like them?
Stranger: real ones
You: they are mine
You: they are real
You: i just drew them
[At this point, he starts tucking his dick back in his pants, zips up, and buckles his belt in defeat.]
You: why are you zipping back up?
Stranger: well your not showing
You: oh
You: that's right
Stranger: yeah
[I'm no fun.]

Your conversational partner has disconnected.