Introduction

I was introduced to the video-chatting site called Omegle during winter break off from college. In case you've never tried it, most of the "conversations" you will have involve either a guy masturbating on camera or some guy telling me TITS OR GTFO. Obviously it's a hard world out there for a girl who just wants to talk. (To be fair, I've talked to several gentlemen on Omegle who could hold quite a conversation, minus desperate pleas to see me without clothes on.) I relish the conversationalists I find, but have resorted to trolling and otherwise toying with the people who annoy me.
This blog will hopefully document some of the more interesting encounters I have while roaming Omegle and searching for chat partners. I am not interested in embarrassing anyone (too much) and I respect privacy, so I will never post pictures of people, nor will I post their names or any other personal information I might receive from the conversation. I will probably post a description of the person I'm chatting with, but that's all.
So, what's with the name of the blog? Well, I decided early on while using Omegle that some people are really fucking creepy. Obviously. So I started wearing a hat during the initial few minutes of conversation. I'm a tough young lady, and there's little I can't handle--but I feel so much more secure when I'm wearing my hat. Also, I've noticed that, while I'm wearing the hat, most guys will try to get me to remove the hat before anything else. It's very interesting, actually. Another bonus is that I feel really mysterious when I'm wearing it :D The hat is a visor I got for free from some equine expo event. It is black and white with "Equioxx" across the front. Equioxx is a drug for horses that can help treat osteoarthritis. I've only once had a guy on Omegle ask me what Equioxx actually is, and he thought I was weird after that.
And who am I? I'm a junior at a small liberal arts university, majoring in Computer Science and minoring in Linguistics. I love horseback riding and animals. I dream of earning a Ph.D. in Computer Science and researching artificial intelligence one day. My favorite band is Nine Inch Nails, I hate licorice, and my favorite color is purple. Yup, that's me in a nutshell.
Now I'm gonna go mess with some people online.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and this blog is going to be kind of foul. Even if I didn't talk like a sailor sometimes, that's just the nature of people and anonymity online. If you don't like it, don't read it. And I guess if your parents wouldn't like you reading it, don't read it. Or something like that. How long do you think it will take for this blog to get flagged?