The Boobs That Smile Back

The Stranger: A tanned guy with stubble and dark hair, and I think wearing an orange shirt. His guy friend pokes his head in every once in a while, but I can only see his orange baseball cap.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hi
Stranger: hi
[Skipping the ASL/name stuff...]
You: who is your friend?
[Of course, no answer. Ugh.]
Stranger: stand up plz
[I stand up halfway and throw some trash off my desk into the trash can by my desk. Obviously it wasn't good enough.]
You: that good?
Stranger: no qgain
You: why?
Stranger: for see your body
You: why do you want to see my body?
[Long pause, a few awkward facial expressions on his part.]
Stranger: okno problem
[He asks me if I have a Facebook, a Skype, and other various forms of messaging. Obviously, I don't give these out to just anyone, so I keep answering no. Then I make a type. Fail on my part.]
You: why are yu smiling so much?
You: you look very happy
You: no i do not have msn
[Actually the truth, by the way.]
Stranger: yes i'm very happy
You: why?
Stranger: you hve a boobs ?
You: why do you ask?
Stranger: because always no
You: well, yes i do have those
Stranger: can i see plz
You: why do you want to see?
Stranger: because i'm hot now
You: that's your own damn problem
Stranger: plz
Stranger: see me
You: no
You: see you?
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: you want see my dick
Stranger: ?
You: no
You: hahahaha why would i want to see that?
You: why?
You: no answer?
Stranger: wait
You: wait for what?
Stranger: see me plz
You: i don't want to see your dick
You: and i'm sure your friend doesn't want to see either
Stranger: no see me your boobs
[Ohhhhhhhh. I got confused.]
You: hahahaha
You: no
Stranger: ok sorry
You: i don't think you want to see enough anyway
[He stopped smiling, so I thought he'd given up and lost interest.]
Stranger: tits plz
You: oh, you're smiling again
You: no
You: here i will show you some boobs
[I quickly draw some boobs with smiley faces for nipples on a piece of printer paper, then hold it up for the camera.]
You: drew them just for you
Stranger: looooooooooooooooooooool
[At least he has a sense of humor! Bonus points for him.]
You: they are smiling, just like you
You: do you like them?
Stranger: your tits
You: does your friend like them?
You: these are my tits, i drew them
You: they are very happy to see you
Stranger: by
You: bye bye

You have disconnected.