Blue Shirt Beating Off

The Stranger: A guy's penis. And there was a blue shirt up top.

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You: hi
Stranger: hiii
You: nice dick
Stranger: thannnks
You: can my sexy girl friends see it too?
[I was with my boyfriend and his roommate.]
You: is that okay?
Stranger: k
Stranger: i know it's a dude lol
You: haha what if i brought dudes over?
You: would you care?
Stranger: ok
You: they like dick
[They actually don't.]
You: do you?
Stranger: if you take your shirt off i will :D
Stranger: and i'll like dick too
[HAHAHAHAHA.]
You: you will like dick if i take off my shirt?
Stranger: whatever it takes
You: their dick?
You: both?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: fine
Stranger: not if he's black though
[Whaaaaaaat? Wow.]
Stranger: scary
You: hahaha
[What could I say? It caught me off guard.]
Stranger: :D
You: brb
[I scooted to the other side of the couch.]
Stranger: k
Stranger: ooooo
Stranger: hi man
[Then I came back.]
Stranger: oh
Stranger: thought you did a switcheroo
Stranger: hahah
You: you wanna see my friends tits? this one is small
[My boyfriend's roommate.]
Stranger: kk
You: but i'm small too
You: she's a bit bigger
You: lolll
Stranger: lol ok
Stranger: i can't do it
Stranger: hahahaha
You: did you like those?
Stranger: so soft lmao
You: they were kinda small
Stranger: yea
You: yeah really small
Stranger: puberty will do her good
You: yeah
You: that was seriously a girl
Stranger: lies
You: no
Stranger: prove it
Stranger: just a boob to be fair
[I called my boyfriend's roommate out to show his "vagina," and he pretended to be too shy. I called him out on it, and said that he was just a whore pretending to be all chaste and whatnot.]
You: she's a whore
Stranger: for sure
You: she's being a pussy
Stranger: lol
You: she's so timid but i think she is coming to do it
Stranger: niceeee
You: my other friend is trying to convince her
Stranger: lol wtf how many people are there
You: three
Stranger: if you help me time it i'll cum for (her) and freak him the fuck out
Stranger: :/
You: plus my roommate who is hiding in room
[Referring to one of my boyfriend's other roommates.]
Stranger: no you didn't play along
Stranger: sigh
You: she's coming
Stranger: loool
You: she is
You: she's coming back
Stranger: mmmhmm
Stranger: stooop it
Stranger: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Stranger: i am not into the black!
Stranger: she's black
Stranger: patty sounds femanine
[My boyfriend was nicknamed "Patty."]
You: bitch is ignoring me
You: yeah
Stranger: turn the camera
Stranger: lol
You: she's over there doing something on the computer
You: looking at porn
[I pulled out the plastic knife again, just for kicks.]
You: i will cut it off
You: hahahahaha
You: here comes my friend
Stranger: k
You: she has condoms
[Yes, my boyfriend's roommate brought over some condoms and "wondered" about how to use them.]
You: oooooooh
You: she is such a ho
Stranger: lol
You: she's gonna put a clip on her nipples
[He put a chip clip on his nipple and showed it again.]
You: for you :D
Stranger: kk
Stranger: stop
You: stop what?
Stranger: ya[']
[That wasn't my comment, BTW.]
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wait not yet!
[I was talking about the guy's mother, bestiality, and Barack Obama. He did not appreciate it.]
Stranger: eeww'
Stranger: can i cum?
[I explained that I am a dominatrix, love being dominant, and that he was not, under any circumstances, allowed to reach orgasm.]
Stranger: :(
Stranger: lol
Stranger: too late
[Dude squirts semen all over his nice blue shirt. I tell him to be ashamed of himself.]

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